The Office

May 17, 2007

Well holy crap.  That was pretty crazy.  Did anybody else guess that they were interviewing to take Jan’s job?  I did.  I sure didn’t guess who they would actually hire, though.



  1. -Who was that?
    -Nobody…… you and I are done.

  2. -Good Stanley, you have earned a Shrute Buck.
    -You can keep it.
    -You don’t want to earn Shrute Bucks?
    -Then you lose FIFTY!
    -Make it a hundred.

  3. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the Internet, it’s…pretty shocking.

  4. -I tried calling, but I kept getting your voicemail.
    -Weird, yeah, I didn’t get both of your messages.

  5. I am not ashamed to admit that I cried during the end of that episode. Not the Ryan part, of course. The “I’m sorry, what was the question?” happy Pam part. I love The Office.

  6. “You can come and stay at my condo. I think I can still back out on the deal. My ebay user rating will probably go down though…”

  7. “So you will be the branch manager and the assistant branch manager. Andy will be your number two and I will be the secret assistant branch manager.”
    “Actually, secret assistant to the branch manager. Do you accept this position?”
    “Absolutely I do.”

  8. -I would never do that, it was patheticville… no offense, Pam.

  9. -How would you like to sleep with the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton?
    -No Dwight, I don’t care if that’s how they consolidated power in ancient rome!

  10. I am trying one more time:

    Schrute bucks to Stanley nickels is the same as unicorns to leprechauns.

  11. Some other favorites:
    “Goodbye, Kelly Kapoor”
    “I want Jack Bauer as my second. But he is unavailable, fictional, and over qualified.”
    “There’s one too many people there.” “You mean Kevin?”

  12. One of the great things about this show is facial expression. Some from last night are Angela’s each time she saw Dwight’s power, Pam’s when Jim asked her out, and of course, Ryan at the end of the show. I can’t wait for next season!

  13. I am going nowhere.

  14. Many funny comments last night had to do with names:
    “Super Duper Paper”
    “What’s up, Big Haircut”
    “Please deliver this to Dwight K. Schrute.” “But that’s my name.”
    “There’s a new sheriff in town, and his name is me.”
    “That’s Beardy.”
    “Daddy is Meryl Streep.”

  15. I thought it was OK but I’m pretty disappointed with how perverted the show is getting.

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